Subway Fish

Lest you forget, I'm a New York Times published author.  Ha.
For some reason the Times won't let me link to the original page, but here's something in their archives. Metropolitan Diary - Subway Fish
It's the second story on the page.

This is Louis the Fish.  Not related.  But one of my favorite childhood books.

Just in Case

Let's pretend it's 2004, you live under a rock, and never got to see this beautiful commercial.