You start typing into the Google search bar and autofill shows the last phrases that you searched for, starting with that letter. And you think why, WHY was I looking that up? Its even better when someone is looking over your shoulder, so you type really fast to try to make it go away. Here are some of my own, verbatim, from the embarrassing to the unexplainable. I suggest you try it at home. I realize that this may be fun to no one but me. Is it like listening to someone else's dreams? Oh well. Try it at home. You'll see. Where more information is needed, please follow the link.
- Alyssa Milano breasts - there are many variations of this; I'll spare you the rest.
- Animal
- Baby carrots bad for you
- Benny, Sandlot - You're with me right? This was on TV every day.
- Chase No Face
- Claudia, Babysitters Club
- Clueless workout outfit - image of this impossible to find. Hence why I could not find my own plaid leotard for the gym, a la Cher Horowitz.
- Dick laser
- Curly duck penis
- How to make YouTube compilations - Runner up for most embarrasing. It's like I'm fucking 60.
- Justin Beiber lesbian look alikes - Hit and miss, but the fact that, when looking at this site, you EVER have to ask yourself, "Wait is that actually Justin Bieber or one of the lesbians that looks like him?" is why it's great.
- Megan Fox weird thumbs- besides being kind of a nutjob (look up "weird megan Fox quotes") she has toes on her hands.
- Mountain Dew Mouth - Clearly they picked the least horrifying picture they could find.
- Nicholas Brendon - Why was I searching for Xander? How bored was I?
- party in the usa lyrics
- Rolling pigs like dice - Um, what?
- Rufio from Hook - Babe.
- Scary Christmas Song - its pretty but it always gives me the chills, in a scary way.
- Super Mario Bros radish
- Sea water salty - yes, yes it is.
- Shark music
- Two girls one cup - I will not link to this.
- Who was Adam and Eve's son?
I'd be happy to hear your most embarrassing searches, in the comments. Ha. The comments. Hope I have enough bandwidth!
Lilly, "rolling pigs like dice" may refer to the game Pass the Pigs (where you roll little rubber pigs like dice). Check it out. I used to love that game! Mostly because the little piggies are so cute.
ReplyDeleteLove, Ruey
haha i love all of these
ReplyDeleteAfter multiple embarrassing incidents, I have recently made a point of clearing my recent searches for this very reason. That shit follows your google account everywhere!
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